Plextek Adopts New Business Model - Dismal Failure

If the upcoming re-release of Nokia's "sidetalking" failure heap, NGage, didn't have you perplexed enough then here's something that will destroy any remaining part of you that thought the world had to make some kind of sense:

The Gizmondo has been cleared for re-release.

Eurogamer broke the news that UK Electronics firm, Plextek, has confirmed that they plan to re-enter the stopwatch-from-hell back into the game market.

Surely this is the contender we have been waiting for that will dethrone the mighty DS.